Pay Raise

shandyyang

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?



One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!


Dear Gary,

In thi$
life, we all need
$ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$.  We are worker$ who have given $o much
$upport including $weat and $ervice to your company  ..

I am
$ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond
$oon .


Your$ $incerely,

Irene Raju

shandyyang

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply   :   

Dear   Irene,   
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .   
---- Gary

szbenlau

Really  facetious and smart story!

david.ful

Two wise persons !

HoCheung

pretty good!

cxxvx

it is funny in a no-sunny day!