英語小幽默

celiahe

A teacher
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPILS: A teacher

结婚付出的代价
A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "
The father replied, " I don 't know ,son. I 'm still paying!! "



Never Let it Go Out
概不外借
       Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. "May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.  "Yes,you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.  "But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
         Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden. "Why,certainly," Twain told him,"You're  more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."



Let me  take it  down
         An elephant said to a mouse ,"No doubt that you are
the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
        "Please ,say it again . Let me take it down ." the mouse
said . " I will tell a flea what I know."
        为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

flitware

thanks for the joke