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 4ever:Forever
 
 A/S/L:Age/Sex/Location
 
 AFAIC:As Far As I'm Concerned
 
 AFAIK:As Far As I Know
 
 AFK Away:From Keyboard
 
 AIAMU:And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
 
 AISI:As I See It
 
 AKA:Also Known As
 
 AMBW:All My Best Wishes
 
 ANFAWFOWS:And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
 
 AOTS:All Of The Sudden
 
 ASAFP:As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
 
 ASAP:As Soon As Possible
 
 ATST:At The Same Time
 
 AWGTHTGTTA:Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
 
 AWGTHTGTTSA:Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
 
 AYSOS:Are You Stupid Or Something
 
 B4:Before
 
 B4N:Bye For Now
 
 BBFBBM:Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
 
 BBIAB:Be Back In A Bit
 
 BBIAF:Be Back In A Few
 
 BBL:Be Back Later
 
 BBN:Bye Bye Now
 
 BCNU:Be Seein' You
 
 BFD:Big F***ing Deal
 
 BFN:Bye For Now
 
 BHOF:Bald Headed Old Fart
 
 BIF:Basis In Fact
 
 BITD:Back In The Day
 
 BM:Byte Me
 
 BMOTA:Byte Me On The Ass
 
 BNF:Big Name Fan
 
 BOHICA:Bend Over Here It Comes Again
 
 BR:Bathroom
 
 BRB:Be Right Back
 
 BRT:Be Right There
 
 BS:Big Smile
 
 BT:Byte This
 
 BTDT:Been There Done That
 
 BTSOOM:Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
 
 BTW:By The Way
 
 BTWBO:Be There With Bells On
 
 BWDIK:But What Do I Know?
 
 BWO:Black, White or Other
 
 CIAO:Goodbye (in Italian)
 
 CID:Consider It Done
 
 CIO:Check It Out
 
 CIS:CompuServe Information Service
 
 CMF:Count My Fingers
 
 Cof$:Church of Scientology
 
 CRAFT:Can't Remember a F***ing Thing
 
 CRAWS:Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
 
 CSL:Can't Stop Laughing
 
 CTC:Choaking The Chicken
 
 CUL8R:See You Later
 
 CWYL:Chat With You Later
 
 CYA:Cover Your Ass
 
 CYL:See You Later
 
 DBEYR:Don't Believe Everything You Read
 
 DD:Due Diligence
 
 DDD:Direct Distance Dial
 
 DETI:Don't Even Think It
 
 DGT:Don't Go There
 
 DHYB:Don't Hold Your Breath
 
 DILLIGAD:Do I Look Like I Give A d\*amn
 
 DILLIGAS:Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
 
 DKDC:Don't Know Don't Care
 
 DLTM:Don't Lie To Me
 
 DQYDJ:Don't Quit You're Day Job
 
 DRIB:Don't Read If Busy
 
 DYSTSOTT:Did You See The Size Of That Thing
 
 EG:Evil Grin
 
 EOM:End Of Message
 
 ESO:Equipment Smarter than Operator
 
 F2F:Face-to-Face
 
 FBKS:Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
 
 FE:Fatal Error
 
 FF&PN:Fresh Fields and Pastures New
 
 FO:F*** Off
 
 FOAF:Friend Of A Friend
 
 FTASB:Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
 
 FTL:Faster Than Light
 
 FTTB:For The Time Being
 
 FUBAR:F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
 
 FUBB:F***ed Up Beyond Belief
 
 FUD:(Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
 
 FWIW:For What It's Worth
 
 FYA:For Your Amusement
 
 FYI:For Your Information
 
 FYM:For Your Misinformation
 
 GAL:Get A Life
 
 GG:Good Game or Gotta Go
 
 GIGO:Garbage In, Garbage Out
 
 GIWIST:Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
 
 GL:Good Luck
 
 GLYASDI:God Loves You And So Do I
 
 GMTA:Great Minds Think Alike
 
 GNBLFY:Got Nothing But Love For You
 
 GR&D:Grinning Running And Ducking
 
 GR8:Great
 
 GRRRR:"Growling"
 
 GSOAS:Go Sit On A Snake
 
 GTG:Got To Go
 
 GTGB:Got To Go, Bye
 
 GTGP:Got To Go Pee
 
 GTH:Go To Hell
 
 GTSY:Glad To See Ya
 
 GYPO:Get Your Pants Off
 
 HAGO:Have A Good One
 
 HAK:Hugs And Kisses
 
 HB:Hurry Back
 
 HD:Hold
 
 HHO1/2K:Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
 
 HHOK:Ha Ha, Only Kidding
 
 HIOOC:Help! I'm Out of Coffee
 
 HTH:Hope This (That) Helps
 
 HUA:Heads Up Ace
 
 HUYA:Head Up Your A**
 
 IAC:In Any Case
 
 IAE:In Any Event
 
 IANAC:I Am Not A Crook
 
 IANAL:I Am Not A Lawyer
 
 IBT:In Between Technology
 
 IBTD:I Beg To Differ
 
 IC:In Character
 
 IDGAF:I Don't Give A F***
 
 IDGI:I Don't Get It
 
 IDK:I Don't Know
 
 IDKY:I Don't Know You
 
 IDST:I Didn't Say That
 
 IDTS:I Don't Think So
 
 IFAB:I Found A Bug
 
 IFU:I F***ed Up
 
 IGGP:I Gotta Go Pee
 
 IIIO:Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
 
 IIMAD:If It Makes An(y) Difference
 
 IIRC:If I Remember Correctly
 
 IIWM:If It Were Me
 
 ILICISCOMK:I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
 
 ILY:I Love You
 
 IMHO:In My Humble Opinion
 
 IMNSHO:In My Not So Humble Opinion
 
 IMO:In My Opinion
 
 INMP:It's Not My Problem
 
 INPO:In No Particular Order
 
 IOH:I'm Outta Here
 
 IOW:In Other Words
 
 IRL:In Real Life
 
 ISS:I Said So
 
 ITM:In The Money
 
 IYKWIM:If You Know What I Mean
 
 IYSS:If You Say So
 
 J/C:Just Checking
 
 J/K:Just Kidding!
 
 J/W:Just Wondering
 
 JAFO:Just Another F***ing Onlooker
 
 KFY:Kiss For You
 
 KISS:Keep It Simple Stupid
 
 KIT:Keep In Touch
 
 KMA:Kiss My Ass
 
 KWIM:Know What I Mean
 
 KYPO:Keep Your Pants On
 
 L8R:Later
 
 LD:Long Distance
 
 LDTTWA:Let's Do The Time Warp Again
 
 LLTA:Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
 
 LMAO:Laughing My Ass Off
 
 LMK:Let Me Know
 
 LOL:Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
 
 LTIC:Laughing 'Til I Cry
 
 LTNS:Long Time No See
 
 LYL:Love Ya Lots
 
 LYLAS:Love You Like A Sister
 
 MHOTY:My Hat's Off To You
 
 MM:Market Maker
 
 MorF:Male or Female?
 
 MOTD:Message Of The Day
 
 MOTSS:Members Of The Same Sex
 
 MTFBWY:May The Force Be With You
 
 MWBRL:More Will Be Revealed Later
 
 MYOB:Mind Your Own Business
 
 NAK:Nursing At Keyboard
 
 NAZ:Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
 
 NBD:No Big Deal
 
 NBIF:No Basis In Fact
 
 NFI:No F***ing Idea
 
 NFW:No F***ing Way
 
 NIFOC:Nude In Front Of The Computer
 
 NM:Never Mind
 
 NMP:Not My Problem
 
 NOYB:None Of Your Business
 
 NP:No Problem
 
 NQOCD:Not Quite Our Class Dear
 
 NRG:Energy
 
 NRN:No Reply Necessary
 
 YCFS:York City Finger Saluet
 
 OAUS:On An Unrelated Subject
 
 OBTW:Oh By The Way
 
 OIC:Oh, I see
 
 OMDB:Over My Dead Body
 
 OMG:Oh My Gosh
 
 OMIK:Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
 
 ONNA:Oh No, Not Again
 
 OOC:Out Of Character
 
 OOTB:Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
 
 OT:Off Topic
 
 OTOH:On the Other Hand
 
 OWTTE:Or Words To That Effect
 
 OZ:stands for "Australia"
 
 PEBCAK:Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
 
 PIMP:Peeing In My Pants
 
 PITA:Pain In The Ass
 
 PLS:Please
 
 PMFJI:Pardon Me For Jumping In
 
 PO:Piss Off
 
 POV:Point of View
 
 RBTL:Read Between The Lines
 
 RL:Real Life
 
 RLF:Real Life Friend
 
 RMLB:Read My Lips Baby
 
 RMMM:Read My Mail Man!
 
 RN:Right Now!
 
 ROTFL:Rolling On The Floor Laughing
 
 ROTFLMAO:Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
 
 ROTM:Right On The Money
 
 RSN:Real Soon Now
 
 RTFM:Read The F***ing Manual
 
 RTK:Return To Keyboard
 
 RTM:Read The Manual
 
 RU:Are You?
 
 SBTA:Sorry, Being Thick Again
 
 SH:Sh** Happens
 
 SITD:Still In The Dark
 
 SNAFU:Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
 
 SOL:Sh** Out of Luck
 
 SorG:Straight or Gay?
 
 SSDD:Same Sh** Different Day
 
 STFU:Shut The F*** Up
 
 STM:Spank The Monkey
 
 STYS:Speak To You Soon
 
 SUYF:Shut Up You Fool
 
 SWAG:Scientific Wild Ass Guess
 
 SWAK:Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
 
 SWDYT:So What Do You Think?
 
 TAH:Take A Hike
 
 TANSTAAFL:There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
 
 TARFU:Things Are Really F***ed Up
 
 TDTM:Talk Dirty To Me
 
 TEOTWAWKI:The End Of The World As We Know It
 
 TFN:Thanks For Nothin'
 
 THX:or TX or THKS Thanks
 
 TIA:Thanks In Advance
 
 TIAIL:Think I Am In Love
 
 TIC:Tongue In Cheek
 
 TLA:Three Letter Acronym
 
 TLGO:The List Goes On
 
 TM:Trust Me
 
 TMI:Too Much Information
 
 TMTOWTDI:There's More Than One Way To Do It
 
 TPTB:The Powers That Be
 
 TSR:Totally Stuck in RAM
 
 TTFN:Ta Ta For Now
 
 TTT:That's The Ticket -or- To The Top
 
 TTYL:Talk To You Later
 
 TWHAB:This Won't Hurt A Bit
 
 TY:Thank You
 
 TYVM:Thank You Very Much
 
 unPC:unPolitically Correct
 
 URYY4M:You Are Too Wise For Me
 
 VFM:values For Money
 
 WAG:Wild Ass Guess
 
 WAI:What An Idiot
 
 WB:Welcome Back
 
 WCA:Who Cares Anyway
 
 WDYS:What Did You Say?
 
 WDYT:What Do You Think?
 
 WE:Whatever
 
 WEG:Wicked Evil Grin
 
 WG:Wicked Grin
 
 WGAFF:Who Gives A Flying F***
 
 WIIFM:What's In It For Me?
 
 WIT:Wordsmith In Training
 
 WITFITS:What in the F*** is this Sh**
 
 WOG:Wise Old Guy
 
 WRT:With Regard To
 
 WTF:What The F***
 
 WTG:Way To Go!
 
 WTSDS:Where The Sun Don't Shine
 
 WYP:What's Your Problem?
 
 WYRN:What's Your Real Name?
 
 WYS:Whatever You Say
 
 WYSIWYG:What You See Is What You Get
 
 WYT:Whatever You Think
 
 YA:Yet Another
 
 YA:yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
 
 YAFIYGI:You Asked For It You Got It
 
 YDKM:You Don't Know Me
 
 YGBK:You Gotta Be Kiddin'
 
 YMMV:Your Mileage May Vary
 
 YNK:You Never Know
 
 YOYO:You're On Your Own
 
 YR:Yeah Right
 
 YSYD:Yeah, Sure You Do
 
 YTTT:You Telling The Truth?
 
 YYSSW:Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
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