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黄金周住阳朔，酒店都盆了。找了个私人小旅馆住下，正坐在“大堂”发呆，来了个美国人,进到前台，一小妹左看右看,老板在里屋“斗地主”,只有自己比较清闲,于是面带微笑的招呼:
前台小姐:“hello.”
美国人:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美国人:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血。。。。。
这小妹的英语太厉害..！ 哈 |
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发表于 2008-3-11 17:00:29
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