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Difference Between Men and Women

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发表于 2007-12-10 11:46:48 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.     
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she  does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
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发表于 2007-12-10 12:40:26 | 只看该作者
supporting
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发表于 2007-12-10 14:17:10 | 只看该作者
Ha, a man is a man while a woman is always a woman~~
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