标题: 最经典搞笑的电话留言提示语 [打印本页] 作者: cs_yan 时间: 2008-9-9 10:31 标题: 最经典搞笑的电话留言提示语 1.Hi. I am probably home. I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
2.Hi, I’m not at home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
3.If you are a burglar, then we’re at home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t answer the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren’t home and it is safe to leave us a message.
4.He-lo! This is Santo. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave “sexy message,” I call you sooner!
5.Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
6. Hello, You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charities through their office and do not need their pictures taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
7.This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call. (作者: philipchen 时间: 2008-9-9 12:13
呵呵,很搞笑的作者: hero 时间: 2008-9-9 12:55
呵呵 作者: brightchan8 时间: 2008-9-9 13:23
it's funny作者: peter_chen8 时间: 2008-9-9 13:36
It is so funning作者: sofia2bill 时间: 2008-9-9 13:47
搞笑啊作者: waynson 时间: 2008-9-9 14:12
NO.6 最搞,一台生硬的machine把它的owners大说一通,再提醒你留信息……
形挚之意不耗点你的话费可真是对不起你了……
作者: QC甲 时间: 2008-9-9 15:23
我要好好学习英文, 争取将来到大公司去做QC作者: andyzhao 时间: 2008-9-9 17:39
thank you for your share !作者: 无痕 时间: 2008-9-9 18:38
补上中文解释嘛